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Him: "Have you gained weight?"
Me: "Ummm..."
Him: "Wanna have sex?"
I don't think so!
Or how about: "Have you ever thought about two guys at once?"
And then I turn around and see that his (biological) brother is watching! Ew!
Or the winner: "Well, when we were together, it was just like being back with you at the beginning when everything was so great. But now that I think about it, I can't. But I'm always going to love you and I'm always going to be a part of your life as your friend because I care about you so much..."
Dear god, if this is logic, I'd like to see irrational thought.
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