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Me and some of my friends always see a few "regulars" as we call them on campus.
Smiley-This old man that I work with. His real name is Gary but they call him Smiley because he's got false teeth and they stick out, so he's always smiling. He's a real perv... he has pictures of the cheerleaders in his pocket, and shows them off to people. He always brags about how he is a member of the Playboy club, and when he went to the mansion, he saw the bunnies. He asked me and another girl if we would do the "bunny hop" for him, so he could see our "boobies bounce like the bunnies do". Also known as Dirty Old Man.
Kid That Thinks He's Smart-This kid in one of my classes who does that whole "I am the only one in the room with the professor" and thinks that he is all intellectual. Uses PDA a lot, nods head constantly.
BS TA-The TA that uses big words INCORRECTLY, and gets lost in what he/she says. Thinks that they are next Nobel Prize winner, if someone questions them, they flip out and get all flustered and defensive.
MPG-Multiple Piercing Girl, the girl who has everthing and her mom pierced, several times. Often seen on bus.
The Longboard Guy- This kid that doesn't wear shoes (even in this cold) and wears shorts that travels the campus via longboard. I wonder if he goes to class sans shoes...
Reefs Guy-Goes along with The Longboard Guy in that doesn't wear weather appropriate clothing. He's in one of my classes, and he's yet to wear socks and shoes, always is wearing fli[ flop sandals, and I've even heard him say "I'm wearing these until there are 3 feet of snow on the ground."
Whiney Horsey Faced B*tch-This girl that lives in the dorm that is horsey faced and wears weird leggings. She is ALWAYS in the lobby and on the phone to people complaining "I hate this, the grading is soooo unfair. My roomate turned the lights on, and I couldn't sleep. How much longer will this last? Will you bring my my Halloween costume for me, please? I need to sleep. College is hard, the professors don't care. Everyone hates me." Her voice is screachy and drawn out, this girl needs to get an Emmy for whining!
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