Smoothie Guy-a really super-duper hot guy who works at the smoothie place in one of the campus diners. He even looked cute in his dorky blue polo work shirt. My sisters & I were all drooling over him one day when we had a table set up to collect philanthropy donations. I had already seen him like a gazillion times & he had this just super hot smile that made my stomach do flip-flops. Turns out later I found out he's a SigEp, and he has a girlfriend.
Professor Porky Pig- No, it doesn't have anything to do with his size. He's a nice professor, but nobody can understand him half the time cuz he studders. "Now we're we're goo--goonna tttttalk about Me-me-meesssa-potamia Mesapotmi--a." Poor guy.
But ya just can't pay attention to a lecture that you can't understand. It's almost like a foreign language.
Dazed & Hazed Rushee- a girl who went through rush this fall. She seemed perfectly normal at first, but then she busted out with, "Is your initiation satanic? Are you devil worshippers? Do you make people eat eyeballs? Do you circle people's fat? etc etc etc" (just about any bad stereotype sororities can have, she asked about) Oddly enough, she ended up in XYZ which, on our campus, is rumored to be secretely hazing their girls.
Rhonda Rushee- the girl with big hair, way too much makeup, a plethora of tacky jewelery, strong perfume, and outrageously distasteful attire. You've ALL had a girl like her come through rush.