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Hot Wheels- this guy who tries to run over everyone on campus with his electric-powered super expensive wheel chair. You know when he's coming cuz the chair has a SOUND SYSTEM on it with hugeass speakers! You can hear the booming from half a mile away, and then you hear the rheeeee of the wheels & get the heck outta his way or he'll run your ass over (and he HAS run over people, but how mean would you sound complaining that someone handicapped had attacked you?)!
Angry Anarchist- the girl/guy on campus who sport full Hot Topic wardrobes (think vampire-esque) & give you "the evil eye" if you're dressed even remotely preppy (double the meanness towards Greeks).
Illegally Blonde- the girl who has bleached her hair since 7th grade, but her roots are VERY OBVIOUS, because she's... erm...kinda trashy & she either can't afford a root job, or doesn't care.
Mr. Ladylike- a guy (er...girl?) on campus who... let's just say he obviously prefers the male species, and EVERYONE knows it just by looking at him. He talks with a sassy high-pitched valley girl accent, his shirts and pants are perfectly ironed, and he wears a purple backpack with smileyface stickers all over it. He swings his "hips" when he walks, does "the hand thing" (you know what I mean), and calls everyone (guys and girls alike) "sweetie".[/b]
more later.... gotta take a shower & get ready for work :P
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