1. being fired
2. not having TV
3. angry cat in my face (OUCH!!)
4. burning to death (double OUCH!!)
5. having an itch in my butt
6. boogers in my nose (nuf said)
7. losing all of my hair
8. becoming paralyzed - there are prosthetics for missing body parts and a plethora of neuroleptics and psychotrophic drugs to get my sanity back on track.
9. seeing parents naked (at least my father - yuck)
10. forgetting deodorant
11. undressed at formal party
12. migraine
13. dumped for best friend (double the emotional pain)
14. stuck in elevator
15. someone keying my car (although I don't own one yet)
