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There's a teacher in a small Texas
town. She asks her class how many of them
are Bush fans. Not really know what a Bush
fan is, but wanting to be liked by the
teacher, all the kids raise their hands
except one boy, Johnny. The teacher asks
Johnny why he has decided to be
different.Johnny says, "I'm not a bush fan."
The teacher says, "Why aren't you a bush
fan?" Johnny says, "I'm an Al Gore fan" ,The
teacher asks why he's an Al Gore fan. The
boy says, Well, my mom's an Al Gore fan and
my dad's an Al Gore fan, so I'm an Al Gore
fan!" The teacher is kind of angry, because
this is Texas, so she says, "What if you're
mom was a moron and you're dad was an idiot,
what would that make you?" Johnny
says, "That would make me a Bush fan."
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