Valykyrie,
You beat me to the observation lol . . .
But seriously, how to put this delicately . . . well shoot . . . maybe your ladies technique could use a little improvement?
Ok before yall's panties get in a bunch, humour me and follow along.
I have no personal sexual experiences of any kind, however, I have talked to some people about it. So let me relay some thoughts and stories.
1. A lot of girls think they are good at giving oral but they really aren't.
I remember hearing about this one little philly that thought she was supreme at it, she had one serious boy friend, and in the spirit of the Rule of threes, we later found out that she had three other shorter duration flings that somehow didn't count.
So anyway, my pal was all psyched when she went down to do the dirty deed, only to discover that it, well, wasn't very fun
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I mean don't get me wrong! A boy would rather get a bad blow job versus no blow job any day! But this one needed some extra help and he found himself flipping through the TV channels praying for baywatch, and ending up with Threes Company Re-Runs on Nick at Nite.
which doesn't mean she didn't rock her last BF's world. . . she just wasn't a good generic cock-sucker. Damn did I say that . . .?
Another girl did this neat trick with her toungue that made the boys toes curl up, body arch, and eyes bug out, but it was so intense you just couldn't finish . . . kind of like eating a really sour Sour Patch Kid versus just a plain old chicklet LOL. But since her name actually meant Satan well what did anyone expect?
But the same boy told me that this other girl was just perfect, he never climaxed during oral sex before but she had the right mouth hand combination that would let him finish . . .
So anyway the upshot is that a lot of girls are just not that good at the technique of giving hummers, and that is a reason why they are down there that long . . .