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Originally posted by Bamboozled
HC this would have been hilarious had it not happened to me as well?
HC no, I personally didn't get egged, but my car did?
HC that's just as bad?
HC I didn't bother to buy any Halloween candy this year because last year no trick-or-treaters showed up?
HC this year kids were all over?
HC that was fine and I was on my way out to buy some candy until I realized that not nan (yeah, I said nan) one of the kids had on a costume? 
HC out of about 25 kids that I saw, only one little kid had on a wig?
HC not a full costume, just a wig?
HC these kids were actually going from door to door with grocery bags talkin' bout trick-or-treat?
HC they were BANGING on my door and I was kind of afraid?
HC I thought of the man in Milwaukee who was beaten to death by a mob of kids?
HC I finally opened it and told them I didn't have any candy?
HC they were like, "Whatchu mean you ain't got no candy?"?
HC I was like, "Look, dammit. You are too old to be trick-or--treating and you have the nerve to not even have on a costume. Like I said, I don't have any candy."?
HC they were a little disappointed, but they moved on to the next house?
HC there were more bangs on my door as the night progressed, but I didn't even bother answering it?
HC this morning, I go out to my car to come to work and there is freaking EGG all over it?
HC those little *insert expletive here* not only egged my car, but about 7 other cars on my side of the block?
HC I think they wanted to make sure they got my car?
HC looking at eggs already makes me naseous, so it was a looooong ride to the car wash this morning?
HC damn, I can't stand kids this morning?
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HC I am RMBAOTFL at these bad a$$ kids in your neighborhood?
HC kids gonna trick or treat with no costume?
HC the fun part of Halloween was stressing your momma out over a costume?
HC egging cars ain't nothing to play with?
HC my sister's car got egged during the night before?
HC about a week after she washed it off, the paint in those areas started peeling off?
HC some kids need a drive-by belt whupping?
HC bebe kids, HC?