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Originally posted by ZetaLuvBunny
*a teleportation device (for those embarressing/awkward moments of any kind when you just have to leave RIGHT NOW)
*a way for us ladies to control the length of our hair by pumping our left arm up and down to make it shorter, or pulling on the hair to make it longer again (i.e. the "Sparkles" dolls from the '80s)
*Magic Nails- rub a wet "wand" on your toenails and fingernails and you have an instant manicure/pedicure just like your dolls used to have.
*cute shoes that are actually COMFORTABLE enough to wear for at least 8 hours on your feet each day
*an MMR (no, I'm NOT talking about the medical invention- this, girls, is a MAN MIND-READER. You know his intentions before he even opens his mouth. You immediately know he's thinking "I'm looking for a fling" versus what you HOPE he's thinking, "I'm looking for a wife." Also available in the opposite-gender version, the WMR, so you can tell if your sorority sister is being honest about your new haircut/outfit/etc.
*heat insulated invisible pants- to wear with skirts and dresses in cold weather so you can stay fashionably warm.
*sunglasses with movie-showing capabilities so you can fake interest in any conversation, or quote smooth movie lines to make a conversation more interesting.
I'll think of more later......
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I can definitely use these inventions, especially the shoes and heat insulated invisible pants - I get cold rather quickly.
