To the GC Family: This is my first post. Ya'll are TOO funny! I've been reading the posts for a while now and I just wanted to stop by, say hello, and drop a few lines. Thanks for being so entertaining!
To the girl in my class: I am NOT the official note taker or your secretary. I let you copy my notes because I thought you were having an emergency situation. My kindness in that instance doesn't mean you can just come to class once a month and expect to copy my notes. And I can't believe you had the ordasity to get an attitude and role your eyes when I asked if you were having a problem. Like I said, you need to ask someone else, 'cause ya ain't gettin it from me.
To my stickgirl: Thanks for listening to my sob story the other day. I feel better now. Sometimes all you need to do is say it out loud and it all makes sense.
To the woman who interviewed me: I thought the interview went quite well the other day. I mean, towards the end of the interview, you were talking as if I already had the position. We talked about your daughter, school, future opportunities after graduation...so...what's the problem? You said you would call me friday. Can a sister get a call back?
To the custodian man on campus: Um no. You are not attractive to me, and no, I don't want you to be my sugar daddy! If you keep harrassing me I will report you.
To God: You're the greatest! And that thing I asked for the other day, never mind. You gave me something that is 100X better than I could have ever imagined. Thanks!