These movies really aren't ghetto, but deserve mention
OK, I finally got the nerve to rent a few of BET's love movies, and here is my 73 cents on the matter:
Committments (2001). Should've been called Black Acres (as in Green Acres). City girl stockbroker meets country boy home improvement guy during a 6 week vacation recuperating from a heart attack in down home North Carolina. She falls in love, quits her job, and moved down South for good. Predictable plot, I know. Only funny part was with the vibrator (she pulls it out of her dresser drawer after an 8 minute "session" with some white guy) only to realize she used up two packs of batteries. Ah, yes, Victoria Dillard--wasn't she one of the bathers in "Coming to America"? Oh, and let's not forget the line she used on Allen Payne and Joe Torry when her "marital aid" fell out her suitcase: "I use it to massage my neck". In true MST3K style, I shouted back, "Only if your name is Deep Throat." Okay movie if you're bored or lonely.
Fire and Ice (2001) Congressman's daughter meets talk show host, aka "Arsenio Hall Jr." Again, predictable plot with a few weak twists, nothing special. BTW, I never realized how hot Lark Voorhies really is *Grrrrrrrowl*. Anyways...
More to come, maybe....
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