Okay, I have a confession to make: I'm in love with Alton!

LOL. He had me CTFU last night. I don't know ANY straight man that would have worn those tight, little a$$ shorts, a halo and wings. He had every right to say that the outfit was "gay" and the producers had no right to portray him as being homophobic. I mean, he's already a skateboarding, proper talking, non-threatening, violinist ... I'm sure he gets the "are you gay" question all the time and he just didn't want to perpetuate it. And then the ski dance (WTF is a ski dance anyway?) with Steven ... with all that going on, who wouldn't think he was gay? But did y'all check the abs? Yeah, I like Alton. LMAO.
I was cracking up when Brynn, Arissa and Irulan were in the confessional clowning Trishelle and didn't care that she heard them. Man, these people take this stuff so seriously. Come on Trishelle, crying and saying you LOVE everyone in the house? How in the hell do you LOVE strangers? And shut up already about your daddy not loving you, your family didn't teach you confidence, blah, blah, blah ......
They all smoke way too much.
What was up with the previews for next week? Was Alton smacking someone's a$$

or what was he doing?