LOL!!! You guys are funny!
ilovemyglo? Why lie about the being small thing? YOU are the one that suffers! lol. The one time I had a guy who turned out to be small, I told him I was out of the mood.
texas*princess, I have had to lie to avoid stalkers too. I told one I was moving to London.
I, too, have tried the lesbian thing. The guy didn't keep pursuing me, but he did offer a 3some.

I was like if I didn't want you alone...hmm...oh well, lol.
LOL @ pinkey08!
I am horrible for being tipsy and accidentally giving out the right number, lol. I think drinking impairs my ability to lie.
This is a good thread!