Do Perps Count?
I dated someone in college who told me he was a frat member, but mysteriously lost the fraternity key chain I bought him, lost/destroyed my film with him doing the frat hand signals, and wouldn't let me meet any of his brothers.
It finally dawned on me (after many other lies unraveled) that he wasn't a member of any frat. (Guys, I won't name the frat in this post. Unfortunately I don't have an address for you all to break the door down and crack this dude up for perpin'. Obviously it wasn't Sigma -- he would have been busted pretty quick.)
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