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Originally posted by Hootie
Throwing something (especially had it been coffee) on a bum could be assult.
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Actually Hootie, we've done worse.
2 years ago downtown, some of my brothers and friends were extremely drunk. One of them had a digital camcorder in his car. I had a revelation from above and decided it would be funny to record a hevyweight bout between the two common bums who are always downtown begging for money from people as they make their way to hook up houses ( clubs ). So when one of them came up to me for money I told him I'll give him 40$ to go beat his dead beat friend down. My boy got the camera ready and another brother said the same thing to the other guy, he gave him 40$. Next thing you know I was the commentator and we had ourselves are fight for the title of King of the downtown crack heads. I believe the guy I paid was named Pecan Slim and the other guy was so wasted he couldn't talk so we called him Joey Buttafuco.
When the action began they were just pushing each other, finally it escaladed into an all out war as if one stole the others crack pipe. We had one person at each of the four corners of the block in case the police arrived and when they did we hauled a$$. As we were driving by to see if they were still fighting we saw them kicking each other in the a$$ as a swarm of police arrived.
The video tape has now made it's way to the chapter house and remains there for archives.....