And if you can't do something creative:
Go BALD!
Any amount of hair sucks . . .
Hair gets:
Caught in our teeth.
It tickles our throat and out nose.
It feels like Brillo when you are rubbing it against our faces.
As Cashmere78 said it collects Stank or sweat . . . nasty stuff . . Let me tell you a story about that! There was this time and this girl and this unfortunate well
. . . ok never mind
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So ladies, Help a Brother out and take the rest of that nasty hair off.
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