[ilovemyglo]

Actually my mother cried when she found out. I was talking to my friend on the phone and I got off and was talking to my mom and told her that my friend and I were laughing because at the end of every letter she would send to her it said "Practice safe sex"
So my mom was like "But SO and SO is a virgin..." and I was like "uhm mom, no she isn't" and my mother got all aghast!! So then she looks at me and says all serious "Well, I guess you are the last virgin out of your friends, huh?" and I wanted to look at her and say, yes mom, I am still a virgin, even after having a boyfriend for three years during the most tumultuous times a person has with their sexual hormones raging throughout their body, I told him no, I was waiting for him to put a ring on my finger so that I could engage in sex with only one man in my entire life and only him.
That didn't happen, though. No matter how bad I wanted it, my brain reacted too fast and I burst out laughing so hard that I peed on myself. Yes folks, I pissed on myself telling my mother that I had banged before. She started CRYING, I mean HUGE TEARS, Puffy face, I think someone has died (just my hymen!) tears. I am laughing, she is crying and saying "Oh GOd, Sarah, Oh GOd" and I couldn't control it. When we finally came to I told her not to worry I didn't regret it and that I made the right decision for me. I then reminded her I was 20 (when this happened) and by that time in her life she was married with a kid. She could just bang dad whenever she wanted and even though I may not be married, I still have desires. After that talk we really opened up about sex. This from the mother who told me if I had sex before marriage I was going into a convent when I was 12. I told my brother what happened and he was sayng "Oh I could lie to her, no problem, I could do it!" and I said, well I thought I could too. Two weeks later we were eating dinner at the table and my mom looked my brother dead in the eye and said "Are you a virgin" my brother proceeded to laugh so hard he had tears in his eyes, my mom turned bright red and my dad and I started rolling!!! Then my brother (tears in his eyes and all) looks at me and says "Your right, you can't stop laughinG!"

Anyone else want to share their "how my parents found out I had nookie before" stories?
BTW My dad didn't care. He pretty much knew, but that being said my poor mom is gullible. Dad just told me to trust my womanly instincts. He was in a band in the 60's- hippy parents are great! (they aren't hippies anymore, but you can always say- but you did it!)