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I've always wanted to go as Marilyn Monroe but haven't gotten around to doing it yet. Last year I found the perfect dress but I wasn't blonde enough. This year, my hair is too short and I am no longer blonde enough.
If you're too skinny to pull off Marilyn, there's always the whole Audrey Hepburn thing -- as in Breakfast at Tiffany's. You could even carry around a cat.
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A hiney bird is a bird that flies in perfectly executed, concentric circles until it eventually flies up its own behind and poof! disappears forever....
-Ken Harrelson
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