After reading these posts, I'm must live in a Convent.
Anal sex. I'd never have sex with anybody who's considered anal.
Spit or swallow. I'd prolly bite to make sure THAT never happened again.
Threesomes. Only if the other two were Tom Cruise and Penelope Cruz and I was a spectator.
FUPA. I played it in HS, but we called it soccer.