I have gone to the most GHETTO-fabulous wedding ever!!
This was a friend of my boyfriend. Oh where do I start......
Let me give you a little background. The guy is damn near 30, the bride is 19 (and looks 14) and they have two kids (you do the math).
My boyfriend warned me after he went to the rehearsal the night before that is was going to be a hot mess. The preacher did not show up and the coordinators did not even pair up the bridesmaids and the groomsmen. She said that they would worry about that the day of the wedding. Then what is the point of the rehearsal???
They had three wedding coordinators (who all wore black tight outfits). They were too concerned with looking cute that everyone just sat themselves. And of course when it was time for the procession my man wound up walking the maid of honor down the isle.
Why were the bridesmaid dresses blood red??
Why were they all in high school?
Why were four of the five pregnant (and showing)??
The preacher was off the hook. In his sermon he was talking about the unity of marriage but in ghetto terms. Like if she got bad credit that means you both got bad credit. It's no longer your fried chicken it's both of your fried chicken
Why did the pastor wear sunglasses throughout his whole sermon?
Why was his voice crazy raspy?
Why were the two guys standing in the back of the hall not mean looking ushers as I thought, but his body guards (and I'm serious)??
Why did my man tell me that they pulled up in front of the hall in an all black Mercedes with black tinted windows and smoke coming out of the sunroof??!!!
Now for the reception......
When it was time for the parents of the bride to dance, why were they getting down and dirty!!! I'm talking grinding and whining, even the DJ said I think that we need to get them a room.
Why was one of the flower girls running around in nothing but an under shirt and pampers by the middle of the reception?
Why was the bride getting down on the floor and dancing in he white dress (and I mean getting down. ie. hands on the floor butt in the air!!!).
Why did the best man have a tear drop tattoed under one eye?
Why did he make it known that he and his baby's mother (who was there with his two infant children) were no longer together?
- I guess he wanted it known that he is now available.
Why was she 7 months pregant and the baby is not his?
-I guess that is why he helped her light up her cigarette!!!
