Why am I cracking up at some of these incidents?
I don't think what I have actually experienced is or will be considered ghetto but here goes:
A couple of years ago a friend of mine from Junior High wedding was held on a boat. BEAUTIFUL.
She was almost 3 hours late and HER family was like "I bet you she ain't even comin'". I COULD NOT believe what I was hearing. The Groom (whom we've known since High School) was going around apologizing and letting everyone know that she is fine, he is in touch with her and that she was on her way. It ended up being some problem with limo.
Okay, so she is finally there. The ceremony and all was beautiful....UNTIL.....it was time to kiss the bride. Why did HER family yell out "Make sure you give him some tongue?"
WTH??????? I was like OH NO THEY DIDN'T!!!
I told the bride all of this months later after the wedding. She told me some other issues with her family that took place, which no one knew about and that she WAS NOT surprised of what happened at the ceremony and was a little hurt with what they said while we all waited. Someone else had mention their comments to her, but they weren't a reliable source and she knows that I have/would NEVER lie to her.
But overall, everything else was just fabulous.
My other friends wedding, the bride was 7 months pregnant wearing a white dress and had the hairstyle from he****. I mean ladies, you know how your hair looks when it is real windy outside and your style is blown away.....but you come inside and fix it....NOPE! Her hair stayed blown away.
When I showed my Mom those pictures she said "pass me a comb, I'm going to fix her hair through these pictures."
I was cracking up!!!
