[jali0004]

Okay...

This past month, I was the Maid-of-Honor in my step-sister's wedding....It was in Chicago....Anyone here know Mr. G's Supper Club?? Yep..it was there. She paid bookoo money for this room, and she didn't even get: PLATES, SILVERWARE...nada...

So, my dear ghettofabulous sister bought plates, glasses and dishware for the head table. Everyone else got...paper plates and plastic forks.

The food arrived 2 hours late. Her hairdresser was the wedding corrdinator, and her cousin cooked the food.

HC the cousin got the hook-up?
HC the food was late?
HC the food was in aluminum casserole dishes?
HC the food was cold????
HC my sister paid for food to feed 150 people, 60 showed up, and everyone could only get 1 piece of chicken????

Okay, so after we ate, everyone made a toast...the groom's momma's toast went something like this: We are good Christian people, and when things happen you don't want or like (like this marriage) you just gotta pray on it....

WTH!! God don't like ugly.....

Wait..there's more....before we got to the reception, the DJ was playing good stuff (so I heard)...

HC the groom's momma told him that we are good Christians, and to play Gospel only??
HC my granddaddy told the lady that he just left church, and this was a party..??
HC he made the DJ switch back to playing what he was playing before??
HC the groom fell on his behind trying to do the Cha-Cha??

HC the Best Man was hitting on me...and my man was at the wedding too?? HC my man didn't beat his a**??

So at the end of this shindig, everyone was leaving...they decided to release some ballons...HC they got stuck in the power cables RIGHT OUTSIDE THE DOOR?? HC they are still there??

That's all I can remember for now...hopefully this is the last time I will ever be in a ghetto fabulous wedding...