Listen, I'm sorry about the kind of guys you've come across who are about as slick as sandpaper.
1. The guys that dribble don't get it enough. Do it several times a day to him and after a while the dribble is gone. Also ask him to address a thank you note to me as well as a large check.
2. I'm not sure what smelt is. But it can't compare to the taste of blue cheese and sardines mixed oh so well together. Perhaps you should have the guy take a shower first?
3. Haha, the cologne thing is seriously high school. Next time have him spray it on a pulse point behind the knee-cap.
4. I am not using lube to make the taste go away. This isn't a salad bar where I just grab condiments and croutons and hope it tastes just like chicken.
-Rudey
--And KappaKittyKat, I don't get slapped. I will make the girl feel like I'm different from every other guy out there...that she's the only girl that exists...and for that I expect and demand that my coffee mug doesn't get a dose of half and half.
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Originally posted by ilovemyglo
Actually I never said I spit, to be honest.
But it isn't like we don't taste it but for a second. First off, you guys get so excited that someone is paying attention to your little man besides your hand you dribble, some guys do a lot of this, some a little. Mix that with saliva and it stays in your mouth for a bit. Not to mention if we are nice enough to add a little ball licking with it, then you get to taste that wonderful SMELT (I believe someone referred to it!) which by the way would taste great on rotting socks! Then you have to add in the fact that the guy probably did something stupid like spray cologne down there, (just in case, wink wink) which tastes like pure rubbing alchohol. Then he gets all hot and bothered, shoots some hot salty crap that has the consitency of silly putty, into your mouth and you have to have three or four gulps before you get it all down. Then you have to get something to drink to get the taste out of your mouth (kind of like medicine, the after taste doesn't go away fast enough!)
As for licking the salmon stick- if you don't like it they make flavored water based lubricants that help, that is what I use for my guy, and it makes everything taste better...
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