Warning Graphic: Not for Immature Audiences.
Many of you ladies have had your salad tossed!
Wait wait wait, I hear gasping and see heads shaking in denial, be patient and I will explain.
LEts take a minute and look at the anatomy of the nether regions of a woman.
ITs a lot like the two holes you put your fingers into when carrying a 6 pack of cans. . . next time you have a 6-pack get the feel for it.
With about the same distance in between the proverbial feel-good hole and the taboo hole.
That is why some guys will look at a hot petitie body and say: "I could hold her like a six-pack!"
Now being a virgin and all, I have no personal knowledge but I do listen and ask questions.
Ok the guy is taking his time and being very careful: He is licking the inner thighs, a little above, around the taint (nice word rubbersoul) getting her into it before he starts on more sensitive areas like the lips . . . and he takes his time there before starts in that
most sensitive of places because he knows it can be too senstive before the woman is completely aroused.
And that starts the problem as the woman is approaching orgasm she starts moving more and more and he is just trying to stay in the right place . . . and then . . .
(dramatic pause)
She slips over the brink into that special moment! And lets face it, she goes a little beserk. Hips thrusting body spasming back arching loud cries, the whole 9 yards.
Now his thoughts are reduced to simple survival.
He knows for the next couple minutes of her orgasm he will be deprived of air because she has him trapped.
He knows he has to keep his toungue extended or she might kill him out of rage.
He also has to manintain consciousness while not only deprived of air, but being pummeled in the face by her pubic region the way a boxer works a speedbag.
And then it happens.
He is fixed in place, toungue extended, and near death from hypoxia.
She is moveing her hips up and down . . . and the distance betwen the good hole and the bad hole is like the top of a 6-pack . . .
Its inevitable . . .a slip, toungue touches hole, hell nose probably touches hole and voila!
Your salad has been tossed!
You ladies need to get over your denial and face facts
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Now this doesn't happen to guys because our anatomy is different.
Sorry for rambling a bit but I was writing from work.