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Actually I never said I spit, to be honest.
But it isn't like we don't taste it but for a second. First off, you guys get so excited that someone is paying attention to your little man besides your hand you dribble, some guys do a lot of this, some a little. Mix that with saliva and it stays in your mouth for a bit. Not to mention if we are nice enough to add a little ball licking with it, then you get to taste that wonderful SMELT (I believe someone referred to it!) which by the way would taste great on rotting socks! Then you have to add in the fact that the guy probably did something stupid like spray cologne down there, (just in case, wink wink) which tastes like pure rubbing alchohol. Then he gets all hot and bothered, shoots some hot salty crap that has the consitency of silly putty, into your mouth and you have to have three or four gulps before you get it all down. Then you have to get something to drink to get the taste out of your mouth (kind of like medicine, the after taste doesn't go away fast enough!)
As for licking the salmon stick- if you don't like it they make flavored water based lubricants that help, that is what I use for my guy, and it makes everything taste better...
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