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Ok, so I am going to be very graphic here but I need an official, diagnostic definition of FUPA.........this has dragged out waaaaay too long........
So what you all are saying is that FUPA is a "frontal crack" that extends all the way up into the gut??????? Ewwwwwwww! I have seen a lot of naked girls in my day (hey, I lived in a sorority house) and I have NEVER seen THAT!!!!!!!!
Sloppy p---y, by our definition, is more referring to the, uh, lips and stuff, being particularly hangy and floppy and, uh.....I am grossing myself out here so I will leave the rest up to your imagination.
The POUCH that I was referring to is merely a little sac of skin and (probably) fat (sigh) right below the belly button......it has nothing to do with the actual genitalia........it just makes some of those really low hipster pants not so attractive. THIS is pretty much a guaranteed side effect of birth unless you go back to seventh grade after your maternity leave.......
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