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God help the first boy that every gets up the balls to ask my daughter out. Everyone tells us we're in trouble because she's so beautiful, but these boys will already know Daddy from school, and I just can't imagine any of them having the cojones to actually ask. Brent says that he will be cleaning his shotguns the first time one comes over.
I thought I had my dad really duped. I mean, I thought I had that virginity smokescreen just inpenetrably thick. Never mind that I had dated one particular guy for over 4 years (oh really dad, all we've done is kiss!!!!!!!!!!) I actually got engaged thinking that my dad thought I was still a virgin. Anyway, funny story....Brent and I had agreed not to live together before we got married because we didn't want to "spoil" the fun and novelty. So we were pretty careful not to spend the night together too often. But we had arranged to do so the nights of our bachelor and bachelorette parties, because he had already moved into our apartment and we both knew we'd feel better knowing where each other ended up those nights!!!!!!!! So anyway, my dad was at Brent's party and saw firsthand how destroyed he got. So he told Brent he was going to call him and wake him up in the morning. Well, sure enough, next morning the phone rings at like 6:45........Brent answers and it is my dad, all chipper. So they chat for a minute and then I see Brent's expression change and he hands the phone to me.......apparently Bob, not having just rolled off the boat yesterday, said to Brent "Hey, why don't you roll over and nudge my daughter awake, I want to talk to her." I wanted to die. Dad was cool about it, like it was perfectly normal for me to be there, he just wanted to rib me a little. I couldn't believe it. So much for my illusion!!!!!!!!!!
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