HC this mess had to start happening after I moved here?
HC my roommate is lucky she in the Bahamas?
HC even still, her mama called me yesterday?
HC she was like, "are you ok, your sister called here, she can't get in touch with you?"
HC dang on privacy manager?
HC then she was like, "She's probably concerned about the sniper?"
HC I told my roommate's mother to turn off the news?
HC we called my sister on 3-way only to get her voicemail?
HC I told her I was ok, and not to watch the news?
HC if anything happens to me, they will know, they don't need to watch the news?
HC that was yesterday?
HC I am thanking GOD that my sister knows nothing about the area I live and work in?
HC the sniper hit out by my p/t gig?
HC I still came to work?
HC I am broke, I can't be stayin' home afraid of no sniper?
HC if my sister had ANY idea I was at work near the sniper, she'd tell me to come home?
HC there are helicopters flying over the mall?
HC the streets are blocked off with police, sheriffs, and the FBI?
HC I have to take an alternate route to get home?
HC I don't know any alternate routes?
HC half the mall is shut down?
HC that includes half the food court?
HC people equate lemonade made with concentrate fresh squeezed?
HC THAT IS NOT FRESH SQUEEZED, LYIN' BUSTERS?!
HC that's all I really came in to say?
HC I have to get back to work?
HC toodles?