LOL!!  Dionysus, you posted the link to this thread and of course I am compelled to respond!
Size?  MATTERS!  Forget what ya heard.  Of course it matters how skilled you are also, but I mean geez.
Smell?  MATTERS!  I love athletes so sometimes a thorough bathing is necessary.
Taste? LOL.  I don't want to taint my reputation with that one! 
Again I submit...Y'ALL ARE OFF THE CHAIN.