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Originally posted by RoseNWhiteLion
The Garter Song
(To the Tune of "Kellerman's" from Dirty Dancing..)
Way up past a Phi Mu's garter
Way above her knee
Lies the heart of Phi Mu's honor
Her virginity.
So hike your skirts a little higher
Go rolling in the grass
You'll find that all the frat boys want
A piece of Phi Mu ass
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Sorry to crash your board, but I just wanted to share: That song is actually an old one, and originally it was about Kappa Alpha Theta. It's sung to the tune of Columbia University's "Alma Mater." If you're looking for some bawdy songs, there's a book called
The Erotic Muse that has a lot of words as well as music. Your university library may own it, as well as a public library if it's got a good music section.
My chapter had not one but two versions of "Take Your Man Around the Corner," as did the DG chapter at my school. I bet if you ask around at the other sororities, you could come up with the melody. I'd sing it for you but music doesn't come out so well over GC
