[ladygreek]

Okay, I just had to pass this along although it hurts my heart to do so.

A little boy was in a custody hearing. The Judge asked him did he want to live with his mother. The little boy said " No Judge, my mother beats me". Then the Judge asked him then if he wanted to live with his father. the boy said "No Judge, my father beats me, too." The Judge then asked him who did he want to live with. The boy said "The Minnesota Vikings. They don't beat nobody."