That is very funny!
There is also a woman who had a gold bridesmaid's dress.
She decided that since she could not wear it anywhere, that she would wear it EVERYWHERE.
She even wrote a book about it!
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http://hallhomedesign.com/weddings/60.shtml
The book is
Always a Bridesmaid : 89 Ways to Recycle That Bridesmaid Dress
By Rebecca Whitlinger
The author, Rebecca Whitlinger, writes, "If you can't wear it anywhere, wear it everywhere! If these pictorial adventures help just one person go to her closet and give a forgotten, unloved garment the light of day, then my job is done! I live for the moment when while grocery shopping or performing some other mundane task, I see a woman clad in a long gown complete with butt bow and bustle. You go, girl!