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HC my car has been broken for the past week.
HC I've been driving a rental car.
HC I tried to take the cheap route and have this dude around the corner fix it.
HC he has only one "functional" eye.
HC he looks like he's about to just fall dead.
HC it's been a week and my car is still not fixed.
HC with the rental car, I would have spent less money just by taking it to a reputable shop.
HC I had to hunt him down on the street at lunch time.
HC I found his a$$.
HC he says that he can't get some part off to replace my timing belt.
HC I just want my dang car back.
HC this economy rental car I'm driving doesn't have power doors and windows.
HC I was like WTF trying to reach across the seats to open windows and lock the doors.
HC I didn't know that they still made cars like that.
HC my regular car isn't exactly a luxury car or anything near it.
HC it's a Dodge Stratus.
HC it at least has power windows and doors...and a CD player.
HC I think it's time to get a new car.
HC I think I'm looking towards an SUV.
HC I'm thinkin' Yukon XL or Expo.
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HC another subject.
HC my kids had school pictures today.
HC the non-melanin parents don't take the time to iron the pleats on their girls' uniforms or crease their boys' pants.
HC not even for picture day.
HC I was about to whip out an iron and start ironing some of those childrens' uniforms.
HC I would have also whipped out some shoe polish and polished the scuffs on their shoes.
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