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Originally posted by DigitalAngel126
#20-something: Kissing!!! I don't mean making out with everyone you come across, but I have a kissing complex when I'm.. Um...not right  Hugs and kisses all around!!!
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I'm a NOTORIOUSLY friendly drunk. I love EVERYONE. Like you said, it's hugs and kisses ALL around.
I'm also a drunken lap-sitter. Anyone's fair game.
how about
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#21: Slurring, you cut off everyone in the room right before you trip and spill your drink all over yourself. And half the people in the room.
#22: You decide to take that ottoman of yours for a ride down the hall and completely wipe out but get right back up and do it again.
#23: You start playing "I never."
There are also 5 stages of "I never" that I've noticed. Correct me if I'm wrong, but:
1) Innocent questions, ie. "I've never gone skiing."
2) Not-so-innocent questions, ie. "I've never done it in public."
3) Screw-your-neighbor questions, ie. "I've never done it in public with that guy in 304 next to the fountain while my professor was watching, (insert friend's name here)!!" You can also point at your friend, who is now giving you an evil look, just in case anyone else missed the reference.
4) Sharing questions, ie. "I never made out with my boss's 43 year old brother on his desk while talking to my mom on speakerphone." You're the only one drinking, and this can occur whether it's your turn or not.
5) The utmost level of "I never" drunkenness or the, "I really didn't do all that stuff I said I did last night, but I was so drunk, I didn't know what you were saying but I still wanted to play so I just kept drinking" stage.
Not that I'm speaking from experience or anything...
