|
This guy is in a bar and he's really depressed. A lady comes up to him and asks what's wrong. He tells her his wife left him because he was kinky.
She finds this interesting, and they have a few drinks. Finally, she says, "ey, why don't we go back to my place and get kinky."He agrees and they leave.
When they get to her place she says, "let me go change into something more comfortable." She goes into her bedroom and changes into her S&M gear, stilleto boots, black leather, cat of 9 tails, the whole 9 yards.
She comes out of her room and the man is putting on his coat. She says, hey i thought we were going to get kinky.
He replies, "I shit in your purse and screwed your dog. I'm outta here."
|