I love this thread!!
1. Roomates who bring their "adorable,"and I use this term loosely, dog from home to VISIT you're NEW apartment only to have it poop all over the new carpet and tear a hole in the couch! Now I am a dog lover, but for goodness sake, she is CRAZY about this dog! To have it visit!? SOOOOO Weird!!!!!
2. Professors who continue to lecture 13 minutes after you actual lecture time is over so that I am going to have to RUN allllll the way across campus to even try to be on time for my next class!
3. How when people from home find out you are rushing they often give you this look like you have suddenly sprouted a second head and then proceed to tell you all about their mother's friend's sister's baby's daddy's second cousin twice removed who rushed ABC sorority at UF and that they will strip you down naked and circle all your fat and that all sorority girls turn into clones of each other and that if you don't ahve huge breast they will force you to get implants and meanwhile you have to have sex with any fraternity brother who wants you and BLAH BLAH BLAH! If you don't have something nice to say...Don't say it at all!
4. People who fake talk on their cell phones...come on!!! Like I don't kow you're doing it when it rings in the middle of your conversation and you preted like, oh I have a beep, RETARD!
5. Bus drivers who apparently think it's funny to fill the bus over capacity and then slam on their brakes at every stop...you drive the same route EVERYDAY, repeatedly, how can you be surprised when a bus stop sign pops up!!!!!!?????
6. Girls who wear dark or print FULL/Thong underwear with a practically see though white skirt. Let me just say...it is not COOL to have everybody on the bus know that you are sporting a leopard thong this fine morning....TACKY!!!
7. Sandals with socks...Enough said!
8. Guys who go PSSSSSTTTT when you walk by...hello I am not a freakin animal...If you would like to speak to me, please approach me and say HELLO!!! I don't speak THUG thank you very much.
9. People who are rude to bank tellers...Hello, these people have your MONEY! Are you really that stupid as to yell at them...Don't be surprised if next week you balance is at $0!!!!!!!!
10. Last but not least... Old people who are soooo cheap! This one lady was in front of me at the grocery store and bought a bouquet of flowers. Well she decides that since one of the petals has a slight brown spot on it, I couldn't even see the spot but she SAW IT!, that she should get a discount. The poor chashier says that she can't do that as the flowers were already in the clearance basket for that very brown spot. This woman throws a fit after the manager and asst manager come out and tell her the same thing, she finally accepts that she has to just pay for the damn flowers and then proceeds to count out her ones and 98 cents worth of change...um hellloooooooooo, use a freaking DOLLAR...it is 98 cents!!!!!
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