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Originally posted by KSig RC
Anna Nicole is Anna Nicole Smith, the gold-digging piece of crap former playmate who ended up with her own "reality" television show . . .
Basically, the show (which requires special eyeglasses to catch the blood flowing from the eyeballs) entails watching a grossly-dressed overweight former nude model run around and show off her lack of intelligence. She pets the doggies and talks to the nice repairman and plays tennis and complains about being hot and shops for new clothes and drinks her bottled water and marries another decrepid millionaire for his money and runs her errands like a good little girl, all the while alternating between coked-out and just mentally retarded (she weards the Ozzy Osborne "Heroin For 25 Years" Face for approximately 60% of every show). She usually makes the walls look smart by comparison, all the while showing off more (disgusting) skin than Christina Aguilera at any function with a video camera.
It might be the only perfect 100 on the Unintentional Comedy Scale currently being shown on television (3rd Bill Simmons ref in this post - if you caught that and are female, we're getting married), however, every episode lowers your IQ by 40 points so it's a steep price to be paid.
// edited b/c I make no sense
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you know what's bad?? that i totally agree with you and i still have to watch it. damn.