LOL at the disclaimer -- are you an attorney??
My drinks of choice are either good beer or cider, which to me means anything like Black Dog Honey Raspberry, or an India Pale Ale or Woodchuck or Woodpecker cider. If not beer, I'm partial to a nice wine, probably a shiraz or merlot. Mixed drinks and I don't go too well together because they're often too strong and they are known to result in me sitting drunkenly at a bar by myself buying a bottle of Cristal and sharing it with complete strangers.