There was a great article in
Men's Health magazine a while ago (2001) that I thought was SO perfect. I won't bore you all with every entry, but here's a few:
50 things she wishes You Knew
1. Saying "I love you" immediately before, during, or following sex doesn't count.
7. "Fine" is never an appropriate response when I ask you how i look.
15. Oral sex is your get-out-of-the-doghouse-free card. Manolo Blahnik shoes also do the trick.
16. You did something bad. I seem cool with it. I'm not. (See directly above.)
20. When I compare my flabby tummy to a kangaroo pouch, say nothing.
30. I want to be Madonna.
33. you're sexy when you're shaving, fixing things, wearing a white T-shirt and jeans, driving, eating a peach, holding a baby.
34. I need to hear how you fell about me. Often. Tell me now.
35. Surprises, especially gifts for moi = more loving.
50. You should know all this and more without my telling you.
It basically goes on, saying stuff you've already mentioned, and stereotypical girl things that most of us wish we weren't guilty of thinking, but many of us still do. Just thought I'd share.