[KappaKittyCat]

1. Then why do guys ogle women with big breasts? Why can't they just refrain from comment? Every time we catch a guy looking at some girl's Barbie-sized tits, we think, "Oh, so that's what he wants. Bastard's just like all the others."

2. Doctors say you're supposed to drink 1/2 ounce of water per pound of body weight every day. It keeps you from getting sick. Besides, we must go to the bathroom all the time and in groups. How else will we finalize our fiendish plan to take over the world?

3. If we have cramps, we're going to be cranky. If we have a headache, we don't want to sleep with you. Sometimes we must bitch or we'll explode. If you're going to punch us on the shoulder, don't try to be Ali. Be gentle. For the most part, we're smaller than you.