Are your pants made of mirrors because I can see myself in them?!
Him: Are you Jewish?
Me: No.
Him: Do you have any Jewish in you?
Me: No.
Him: Not even a little Jewish in you?
Me: NO!
Him: Would you like a little Jewish in you?
Me: Not if it's little!
Actually, I didn't say that. I just laughed and laughed because it was a really funny line.