Pickup lines are SO cheesy, but have any other girls used them on a guy? It's hilarious! At least from my experience, they get so embarrassed or shocked that they don't know what to do.
Case in point, we're at this bar in Chicago. My big sis is getting hit on by a mutual friend of ours - not hardcore hit on, mind you, but he wouldn't exactly have said no if she was like, "Sweet, let's go back to your place."
So he's trying to be all smooth and saunters over to her, and she goes - and for the record, I think this is my favorite cheesy pickup line EVER - "If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can just sleep until the afternoon."
He stops dead in his tracks, backs up, shakes his head, and walks away. With one line, she completely ruined his game. And the fact that I was pointing and laughing hysterically didn't help.
My favorite guy moment ever was when my tandem skydiving instructor tried to get me and the same big sis to go make a video in the back office with him. Riiiight. And then he gets mad when he figures out we were just joking around when we were like, "Well, only if you have _________." Hello, did you think I was serious?
