Uh oh! Y'all are going to unleash the wrath of masculinists, like James and Rudey! You ladies know better than to have a thread like this! But I would certainly be remiss if I didn't post my own antecdote.
Well honestly, I get a lot of bad pickup lines at the club. Drunk + Dressed up = not a great state of mind for men, I guess.
Anyway, one of the freshest in my memory was last weekend. I was at a trendy little bar to get some drinks and chill. Well, they started playing some hot 70's and 80's music (Morris Day and the Time, Jay and Silent Bob Style
) So I started dancing a little bit, and there were a lot of people there so it was getting kind of hot. Well I stopped dancing and started to kind of fan myelf to cool off. Well this guy who danced raver style to EVERY SONG (including Material Girl by Madonna
) came up to me and started blowing on my neck and he whispered in my ear "that's what I would do if I was your fan." I was like wtf??? I mean, was that supposed to be a metaphor? Normally I am not rude to guys who hit on me even if they are lame, but he threw me off with that one, lol.