[KappaKittyCat]

I have friends who used to send the Mormon bicycle missionaries to each others houses.

When I was in Italy I saw Mormon bicycle missionaries all over the place. Tryin' to convert those heathen Roman Catholics, I guess.

For the past two weeks, I've come home from work for lunch every day to find anywhere from one to four messages on my machine (recordings, of course) from various candidates asking for my vote. Because there are three registered voters in my house, we get each message in triplicate.

If it's not illegal, it should be.