Okay, so I got to see my car.
Here's what I saw. there is a giant hole where the steering column used to be. There is a hole where the passenger side airbag used to be, and there is also nothing but a hole where the radio is supposed to go. The guts of all of that wiring were kinda hanging out of the holes. They ran my passenger side tires up against something (the hubcaps are both scratched up on that side, one of them has a dent like they jumped a curb or something). They busted my back passenger window to get in. The pipe they did it with is still in my car (it was a pipe with a bicycle handlebar grip on it...'cause you know, criminals need that comfort so they don't get carpal tunnel......

). they scratched up my backseat door on the outside and they took my roadside kit and my battery charger kit along with my car jack. The contents of my glove compartment were all over the car. I found my car registration/insurance right on top! So I took that out. I didn't want to touch anything else, since I feel cootie-ish about it. It looks like they didn't actually get the seats dirty or anything, so that's good (I was afraid I would see like, used condoms and a dumped out 40 or something).
So the car is at the auto body place and now I have to wait for the insurance adjuster to go there and tell me what's up. Wish me luck