[KappaKittyCat]

Note to Self #1: Although one man does not represent an entire fraternity on a national or local level, stay away from Pikes. *scared*
Note to Self #2: Do not let Boyfriend pledge Pike lest he should become perverse enough to be totally incapable of serious commitment. Sigma Chi it is.
Note to Self #3: Try not to continue metaphorically casterating Boyfriend by talking about marriage and children. -Shark_in_Skirt

Darling,

I understand your sentiments. May I also suggest Phi Kappa Tau for Boyfriend. Last year Mu Chapter's rush posters said, "Every once in a while a man comes along who's not afraid to be a GENTLEMAN!"

I also have had the *fear* when it comes to stereotypes that I know I shouldn't hold because they aren't true. In my case, it's Betas named Chris. Last year I gave the "Watch out for Betas named Chris" speech to several freshman women on my floor who had not watched out for Betas named Chris and had lived to regret it. Now, I'm sure that there are tons of Betas named Chris out there who are fabulous men, but there are enough Betas named Chris in my little corner of the sky to leave me quivering in my boots whenever a cute little freshman girl comes up to me and says, "So I met this really fabulous guy over at Beta last night... His name's Chris."

EEK!