i know ill think of a ton more after i post this ,but this sticks out the most in my mind ...
(this is so terrible, but..)
Jungle Tits ...pretty self explanatory.. Let's just say they hung real low. Plus she was just.. Ugh.. Didn't take too well to bathing...Anyhow, she was well known by her name and XYZ fraternity was even going to put her on their rush shirt. It was going to be like "Top 13 reasons to join XYZ" or something and I think number six was "Who needs National Geographic when you have jungle tits right here in the house??". I don't know if that shirt actually every got made, but yea.. And then, horrors upon horrors, she FOUND OUT that they called her that...
and she laughed!!! Oy vey.
Ah yes, then there was
Arty..Arthur was his middle name, and he was very...Mature I guess...compared to the other guys. Like, this is the guy that instead of saying "Am I right??" would say "Am I correct in my assumption??".. Hehehe. He's not exactly the party animal (he was 26 and still lived in the house with his leather furniture, big screen tv, and ever electronic thing known to man), so we started letting him know that "There's no party without Arty". He didn't know what to think of that.
Then there was the ever-popular
PettyEqualsPimp ...oh yes, it was all one word.. He was just one of those guys that everyone liked, yet if you asked them why they were all like
..It was odd...everyone started calling him PettyEqualsPimp. Also, there was PettyBargerBinLaden, but I'm not sure about the story behind that one...
Who could forget
Robb-bb-bb-bb . This guy was an XYZ that was all about dating my sisters back in the day, and sleeping with whoever he could... Well, there are a lot of guys named Rob, but he spells his with 2 b's.. And there are a lot of stories going around about him, so everyone know's who you're talking about when you say "Robb-bb-bbb-bbb".
Pippy... This girl was SOOOOO aggravating.. She got off on telling people that she had never even so much as held a guys hand, but that she was cool because her friends gave her leather whip and a pair of handcuffs one year for her birthday. That's all we ever heard about. And then one day, she went out in the pouring rain, laid down on the grass, and tried to make rain angels (are there such a thing??). Followed by her complaining that "it's wet out".. DUH, RAIN ANGELS!! One of my friends was like "I hear it's not quite as wet by North Quad, why don't you go check it out" and I SWEAR, she almost went. Anyhow, she had red red red hair and always wore it in two braids.. hense, Pippy.
Hoover.. All I'm going to say about this is that it was self proclaimed by the girl, so take that as you may.
Christina ..This girl that lived on my floor... I think she spent $656874 a week on hairspray...But she did emulate Christina (Aguilara) pretty well I guess. It was just funny cuz EVERYONE on campus knew who 'Christina' was.. I don't even think I ever knew her real name.
anyhow, this is getting long..if i think of any other winners, ill let you know