It's funny that other people have "Helpy McHelperson" and stuff like that...my dorm friends and I used to say that, but it was "-ton" instead of "-son." We have about a million nicknames, including AlternaBrett, Sketchy Steve, Precious Mikey, Biclops, and my favorite, "That Girl in XYZ." Everyone knows who she is but doesn't know her name. She's a little overweight, wears way too much make up, and always has her black roots growing out of her bleached, split-endy hair. She thinks she's hot stuff though.
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