HC the gas station near my house was jammed up with landscape trucks?
HC the landscape trucks had these scrubby lil' landscape workers?
HC those stubby, less than 6-feet-tall landscape workers demonstrate so much
machismo? 
HC
machismo doesn't work if you don't have the game to back it up?
HC I went to a gas station that was 8 cents cheaper a gallon?
HC the durn pump wouldn't shut off?
HC I had to pay an extra 35 cents for gas that wasn't in my tank?
HC I'm excited about our chapter retreat tomorrow?
HC Spo-Dis-Odis, the ghetto security guard at my job, has groupies?
HC these groupies are all early 20s girls, of all races, that show their "jiggly" in public places?
HC I don't see what's remotely attractive about someone who is balding and has a nasty jheri curl?