[KappaKittyCat]

A couple from Arkansas get married. On their wedding night, as her new husband begins to undress her, the wife says, "Honey, there's something I want to tell you. You're my first. I'm a virgin."

"You're a what?" shrieks the husband. He pulls his clothes on and flees the room, not stopping until he reaches his parents' home. He runs into the living room and his father looks up from the TV, surprised to see his newly married son bursting through the door.

"What brings you home, son?" his father asks.

"Well, Dad," he says, "We were about to do that thing when she looks at me and says, 'Honey, I'm a virgin.' I didn't know what to do, so I ran."

"That's damn smart of you, boy," replies his father. "If she ain't good enough for her family, she ain't good enough for ours."